Sodium Boat / Tech Company Gooner Wrap / Slur Alarm Clock

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

Boat made of elemental sodium / Combined tech company wrap and ahegao gooner wrap / Translating songs to use metric units / Alarm clock that calls you slurs / Alarm clock that injects you with caffeine / Long gaslighting where you subtly fake a Canadian accent / Carbonated cum / Podcast where you have to guess which host is high / Robot leg that kicks you out of bed / Toilet with a steadily hotter seat to discourage sitting for too long / Capsule full of random color dye, for a surprise when pooping later