Shitpost Mortem

We discuss stupid ideas such as: / potluck biodiesel bus / Single-use headlight / using PLA filament as a fuse / cowboard (keyboard for cows) / sucking poop out the mouse / Great British Jerk-Off

Toilet you have to log in to use / flaccid chopsticks (from wyrdash) / chopsticks with current between them so they cook your food (from wyrdash) / dating site that matches based on same mental illness / clit morse code / game like Satisfactory but with Chinese milking machines

In this extra-long episode, we discuss stupid ideas such as: rubber chicken fleshlight / game concept: roguelike that hypnotizes you in a randomized manner / prog rammer / Ich opdink æn Gjermanisk tonge / naming your son "Richard Fagg" / qtip ear fucking machine (from Alice) / programming language that evaluates the 🇳🇴 emoji as false / 2FA code that's valid for 1 second / Instant panic attack

We discuss stupid ideas such as: LED easy bake oven / programming language where you can only say what a variable ISN'T equal to (from lily) / rubber ducky you can fucky / smoking a joint with your ass / daedric baby names

We discuss stupid ideas such as: cooking on someone with a high fever / Ulysses video game / cum pewter / Mr. Burns Rule 34 / Head phones (one by each ear) / Simlish Bangers

We discuss stupid ideas such as: THC ovaltine / replacing your nipples with those clown flowers that squirt water / Smoking dandelions / video game that inflicts a status effect that you can only get rid of by paying real money / Polar bear floaties