Episodes

We discuss stupid ideas such as: fractal genitals that fit into each other (kind of like ducks) / DLSS 5 AR glasses / fag newtons / weird al pop quiz / Portal potty

We discuss stupid ideas such as: choosing a spelling based on minimal travel distance between QWERTY keys (e.g. disc instead of disk) / rubix cube as computer input device / selling dehydrated sweat / Podcast mention markets / SEO podcast name / steve hitler / childless milfs // Ruby's EP! https://bxnshy.bandcamp.com/album/cat-vol-1

We discuss stupid ideas such as: nach-o's (cheesy cereal) / Dildo iron maiden / Novelty wallet moths / Hammer camera / maxi golf / dick where a smaller dick comes out (xenomorph style) / Chicken kaiju

furry inflation crank / Idea: maliciously modifying a popular Python package to download episodes of shitpost mortem / wooden PCB / horses are flipping you off / turning off the petcock / text that keeps shrinking as you try to zoom in on it / Dildo Urinal

We discuss stupid ideas such as: / potluck biodiesel bus / Single-use headlight / using PLA filament as a fuse / cowboard (keyboard for cows) / sucking poop out the mouse / Great British Jerk-Off

Toilet you have to log in to use / flaccid chopsticks (from wyrdash) / chopsticks with current between them so they cook your food (from wyrdash) / dating site that matches based on same mental illness / clit morse code / game like Satisfactory but with Chinese milking machines

In this extra-long episode, we discuss stupid ideas such as: rubber chicken fleshlight / game concept: roguelike that hypnotizes you in a randomized manner / prog rammer / Ich opdink æn Gjermanisk tonge / naming your son "Richard Fagg" / qtip ear fucking machine (from Alice) / programming language that evaluates the 🇳🇴 emoji as false / 2FA code that's valid for 1 second / Instant panic attack

We discuss stupid ideas such as: LED easy bake oven / programming language where you can only say what a variable ISN'T equal to (from lily) / rubber ducky you can fucky / smoking a joint with your ass / daedric baby names

We discuss stupid ideas such as: cooking on someone with a high fever / Ulysses video game / cum pewter / Mr. Burns Rule 34 / Head phones (one by each ear) / Simlish Bangers

We discuss stupid ideas such as: THC ovaltine / replacing your nipples with those clown flowers that squirt water / Smoking dandelions / video game that inflicts a status effect that you can only get rid of by paying real money / Polar bear floaties

We discuss stupid ideas such as: region-locked pussy / Implant that unlocks a chastity cage / self-deprecating code / Becoming an amiibo / pronouncing every "ll" i see like it's welsh

We discuss stupid ideas such as: Penis shock collar / Onion toothpaste / literal creepy pasta / trying to design an object that can be used in a maximum number of stupid slapstick gags / using a bunch of adhesive tape instead of an x-ray machine

We discuss stupid ideas such as: TI: programming language with oxford commas watch/gag new idea for a unit: the toe, equal to 2.4 inches (so there are 5 toes to a foot) bed that can moan "Doorbell" where you just touch two wires together

We discuss stupid ideas such as: Archipelago podcast app integration strapping james bond into my xtool Cockpot Ground-source heat pump coffee maker snake-style rock climbing (no limb use allowed) Links! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E https://www.e-reading.life/chapter.php/72065/7/clive-barker-books-of-blood-vol-1.html

We discuss stupid ideas such as: groomba (tiny robot vac that grooms ur dog) Reodorant Open source program that randomizes the UI layout every time you open it Time travel to one day prior but it has to pass through the digestive system of a specific guy bot that alternates between posting "it's so over" and "we're so back" at random intervals single-use book (bursts into flame upon use)

We discuss stupid ideas such as: penis chip that lets you do tap to pay (alternately: strap to pay) Service that delivers toilet paper directly to your bathroom meat batteries panning audio based on the speaker's gender (women go on the left) that's uby Links! rubymayvalentine.net https://bxnshy.bandcamp.com/music CHECK EM OUT!

We discuss stupid ideas such as: adventure game where like 1/3 of the run time is the main character figuring out how to crossdress by combining objects in their inventory Centipede Centipede Dyson Airblade for the whole body girl diet (only pink food) Car that explodes if you go over the speed limit Personality system that has one trait for each letter of the alphabet

We discuss stupid ideas such as: Idea: putting a prop 65 warning on our podcast rpg with an Unemployment attribute/stat spusband (like how husband came from "house-bond") Parking machine gambling Bed that's a square (so you can't put the fitted sheet on wrong) forever weed (thc crispr) may my enemies feel like they need to sneeze but then they just can't quite actually sneeze Website where you can bet on which video essayists will come out as trans

In this episode, we discuss stupid ideas such as: Fighting game where every character has a different mental illness Foot fetish coffee place gacha captcha (pull an S rank waifu to continue) "muling" to mean half-assing idea: larping but to cast spells you have to do improv bits stair lift for gamer seniors straw with spinning blade inside so anything can be soup/smoothie

We discuss stupid ideas such as: continuous vertical scroll webcomic that starts looping Razer razor (for gamers) waffle that just has a single, huge square sensory deprivation tank sex competitive game with water guns filled with ethanol. everyone has to keep their mouths open the whole time. you try to get opponents drunk Using a guy with a really consistent refractory period as a clock head-mounted gun (xkcd head canon) electrified kensington lock

Feeling kinda irrational today

We discuss stupid ideas such as: skadis-mounted dildo ordering paint using hex codes ball wrinkle thumbprint scanner AI image classifier for guessing pronouns halfabet (only 13 letters) CBT CBT coming up with a new catchphrase for Amy on a weekly basis (don't even worry about it. oh brother. sounds about right. Amy Wamy Amy Wamy. there's somethin' to it. she's got the sauce. thats wamy wild) pinball machine you have to pay for with pennies gaslighting people with British units you made up (14 o...

We discuss stupid ideas such as: Lowercase & lockpicking minigame captcha 2FA that makes u touch grass hot ninja girl making fake clones of herself during sex, and you have to figure out which one to fuck Sci-fi idea: machine that can "create" art but it turns out it's actually plagiarizing it from parallel universes Spaghetti that kills u inventing new colors of wine stew PID

We discuss stupid ideas such as: Frottage cheese Chair that's also a clothing rack Prank: mixing in opposite chirality screws at the hardware store Binary ruler (it has one inch, two inches, four inches, eight inches, etc. marked) Shampoo bottles with flared bases Cummingbird (penis pollinator) Putting tiny trackers along the street sweeping route and tracking them getting swept Bad idea: image format that can only do circular images Shitpost Mortem is a podcast where we discuss ideas that are ...