Feb. 21, 2026

Shampoo with a flared base / Cummingbirds / Opposite Screws

Shampoo with a flared base / Cummingbirds / Opposite Screws
Shampoo with a flared base / Cummingbirds / Opposite Screws
Shitpost Mortem
Shampoo with a flared base / Cummingbirds / Opposite Screws

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

  • Frottage cheese

  • Chair that's also a clothing rack

  • Prank: mixing in opposite chirality screws at the hardware store

  • Binary ruler (it has one inch, two inches, four inches, eight inches, etc. marked)

  • Shampoo bottles with flared bases

  • Cummingbird (penis pollinator)

  • Putting tiny trackers along the street sweeping route and tracking them getting swept

  • Bad idea: image format that can only do circular images

Shitpost Mortem is a podcast where we discuss ideas that are so stupid, they're funny. We keep it pretty light and comedic, but sometimes we get sidetracked into talking about some nerd shit.