March 7, 2026

Scrotum Scanner / CBT CBT / Halfabet

Scrotum Scanner / CBT CBT / Halfabet
Scrotum Scanner / CBT CBT / Halfabet
Shitpost Mortem
Scrotum Scanner / CBT CBT / Halfabet

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

  • skadis-mounted dildo

  • ordering paint using hex codes
  • ball wrinkle thumbprint scanner

  • AI image classifier for guessing pronouns

  • halfabet (only 13 letters)

  • CBT CBT
  • coming up with a new catchphrase for Amy on a weekly basis (don't even worry about it. oh brother. sounds about right. Amy Wamy Amy Wamy. there's somethin' to it. she's got the sauce. thats wamy wild)

  • pinball machine you have to pay for with pennies
  • gaslighting people with British units you made up (14 oz in a William)