Mutually Exclusive Chastity / Single-Use Car / Penis Doppelganger

In this episode, we discuss stupid ideas such as:

Aliens who found a piano reconstructing humans with three feet and 88 fingers
Choosing hardware/software based on the silliest names (ploopy, floorp)
Service that mails u a one cm cube of any element
Paired mutex lock chastity cages
Single-use cars
Install grindr + receive dick pic speedrun (Amy's pb ~1 min)
I'm poster syndrome
New word: Eurodivergent