Gummi Earplugs / Daft Hunk / Robot Earrings

We discuss ideas such as:

gummi earplugs that you can eat after using /
literally getting fucked by the stock market /
Daft Hunk /
Pre-sped-up podcast /
6-sided die that you roll and it says which of the three macronutrients you're not allowed to eat today /
tattoo idea: getting an accurate diagram of your sinuses across your face /
robot earrings that periodically bite u /
prepare a full meal using only machines executing gcode